If you are looking for some cocktail quotes, captions or puns for your Instagram photos then you’ve come to the right place! Cocktails go great with party celebrations – whether you’re celebrating a birthday, a special occasion, hosting a cocktail party at yours, or simply having a night out with the girls.
Along with the cocktails and celebrations, you’ll want to take lots of photos to remember the beautiful experience. Some cocktails look so impressive and you can get some really unique and special photos of cocktails and cheers glasses moments. However finding the right captions to go with your cocktail pictures for Instagram can be difficult sometimes. Your impressive cocktail photos definitely deserve great captions on your social media, not only to do the experience justice, but to get more engagement on Instagram, Facebook or TikTok!
This article cuts out the hard work of trying to come up with a caption for your Instagram photo or TikTok video as it gives you all the best cocktail Instagram captions, puns and quotes.
You’ll find 149 great cocktail captions here – whether you are after cocktail quotes, puns, jokes or inspiring or clever captions for Instagram – they’re all here! Now let’s raise a glass to the best cocktail Instagram captions! You may also want to check out this article on 200+ champagne quotes & captions for Instagram!
COCKTAIL QUOTES & CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM
Best Cocktail Instagram Captions
1. Time flies when you are having a cocktail.
2. When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail.
3. I’m in need of liquid therapy.
4. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.
5. I always make time for cocktails.
6. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
7. Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!
8. Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail.
9. Cocktails are always a good idea.
10. Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.
11. There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.
12. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.
13. Great love affairs start with a cocktail
14. She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.
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15. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.
16. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.
17. Be happy for this moment.
18. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
19. Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
20. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
21. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.
22. Strong women need strong drinks
23. Enjoy a taste of heaven.
24. Alcohol maybe man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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25. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
26. Girls just wanna have cocktails
27. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails.
28. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.
29. I have mixed drinks about feelings
30. It’s a cocktail o’clock.
31. Cocktail thoughts.
32. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident.
33. Cocktails always gets high on girls.
34. Alcohol you later
35. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.
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36. Choose happy…hour.
37. Happy hour views.
38. Happy hour?
39. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.
40. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
41. Happy hour o’clock.
42. Long Live Happy Hour!
43. Good vibes happen at happy hour.
44. Happy hour vibes.
45. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour.
46. Peace, love, and happy hour.
47. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.
48. Happy hour is the best hour
49. Happiest among all the hours.
50. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them.
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51. First drink, then let’s think about it.
52. Drink cocktails as much as you can.
53. No working during drinking hours.
54. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings.
55. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst
56. Drink happy thoughts.
57. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.
58. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink.
59. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.
60. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.
61. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
62. You don’t have to be a man to drink the cocktail, you just have to be an emotional and feeling full person.
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63. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.
64. Bring me the best cocktail in the town.
65. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.
66. There’s always time for cocktails.
67. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.
68. I need therapy, cocktail therapy.
69. Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES
70. You want to hear to tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail.
71. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktail over there.
72. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor.
73. You don’t need a recipe for your cocktail, just blend every spirit out there and the best cocktail is already ready.
74. I need different types of the cocktail.
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75. Let’s drink about it
76. Cocktail are way cheaper than therapy.
77. Save water, drink cocktails
78. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.
79. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
80. A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?
81. Thank you from the bottom of my glass.
82. Drink triple, see double, act single
83. The more I think about you the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.
84. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
85. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
86. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop.
87. In a relationship with a cocktail.
88. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let you down.
89. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.
90. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it.
91. Democratic party, the Republican party, Cocktail party
92. Sip, sip hooray!
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93. If life gives you limes, make margarita.
94. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.
95. You are the piña to my colada.
96. When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
97. I prefer my espresso in a martini.
98. Hakuna ma’ vodka
99. If you visit new York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight.
100. I prefer my cocktails old fashioned.
101. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…
102. 2 best thing about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule.
103. When life screws you up get yourself a screwdriver.
104. Call me old-fashioned.
105. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.
106. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.
107. A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class.
108. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary.
109. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned.
110. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine.
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111. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W.C Fields
112. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” – Unknown
Wine, Beer & Spirits Captions For Instagram
113. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.
114. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.
115. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.
116. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
117. Beers too many more cheers.
118. Hit me with your best shot.
119. My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.
120. Rosé all day
121. Kids drink beer. Real men go for pitchers.
122. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
123. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
124. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.
125. Time flies when you’re having rum.
126. He was a wise man who invented beer.
127. Let the evening be gin
128. B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat
129. Confused about your feelings? Have a blend shot to clear it out.
130. Yes, way rosé
131. Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock.
132. Cheers to many more years (and many more beers).
133. Wine not?
Best Champagne Captions For Instagram
134. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
135. A party without champagne is just a meeting.
136. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne.
137. Sippin’ and chillin’.
138. Don’t tell me you miss me… tell me you’re outside with champagne.
139. “Champagne kisses.”
140. It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!
141. Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had a beer and hot dogs.
142. My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne.
143. Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
144. Champagne is like duct tape, It fixes everything.
145. Gluten free, dairy free, fat free, I love this champagne diet.
146. It’s a bubbly kind of night.
147. Champagne is always the answer.
148. I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.
149. One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derrière.
Cocktail Captions & Quotes For Instagram Summary
I hope you got lots of ideas and inspiration for these cocktail Instagram captions, puns, jokes and quotes and were able to find the perfect one to go with your cocktail photos! Do you know any more cocktail captions that I haven’t included? If so, let me know in the comment below as I love to hear from you!
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