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237 Texas Instagram Captions, Cute Texas Quotes & Texas Puns

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Texas is one of my all-time favourite states in America – it is really exciting place to explore! There is always something going on in The Lone Star State and there is so much to see and do here – from the famous Riverwalk in San Antonio to seeing real life cowboys and a rodeo at the Fort Worth Stockyards!

This article eliminates the hard work of trying to come up with a caption for your Instagram photo as it gives you all the best captions, quotes and puns about Texas.

If you’re heading to Texas, you’re there right now, or you’re just wanderlusting and looking for some inspiration, you’ll find 237  short captions, cute quotes, meaningful captions, funny puns and jokes as well as one-liners for your Texas Instagram pictures right here!

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Best Texas Captions For Instagram

 1. Greetings from the Lone Star State.

2. It’s a Texas thing, you wouldn’t understand.

3. Gone to Texas, be back never.

4. Texas is calling, and I must go.

5. I love you, Texas.

6. Deep in my heart, I’ll always be a Texas girl.

7. Life is better in Texas.

8. Always say yes to Texas.

9. You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can’t take the Texas out of the girl.

10. There’s Texas… and then there’s everything else.

11. Home is where the heart is, and the heart is in Texas.

12. I left my heart in Texas.

13. No matter where I go, I always leave my heart in Texas.

14. Everything is bigger in Texas.

15. Find me in Texas.

16. Living that Texas life.

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17. Texas Forever.

18. Howdy y’all!

19. Meanwhile, in Texas…

20. Lone Star State of mind.

21. Texas is my happy place.

22. Keep calm and love Texas.

23. Lost in Texas.

24. Yeehaw!

25. Texas vibes.

26. If lost, return to Texas.

27. Texas has my heart.

28. As Texan as they come.

29. God Bless Texas.

30. Giddy up.

31. Summer nights and Texas skies.

32. I’m in Texas y’all.

33. There’s a little bit of Texas in all of us.

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34. Don’t mess with Texas.

35. There’s Texas. And then there’s everywhere else.

36. It’s a Texas thing. You wouldn’t understand.

37. Gone To Texas.

38. Go big, or go home.

39. Hook ’em.

40. Gig ’em.

41. Telling Tall Texas Tales.

42. Before your state was a state, it was land. Before my state was a state, it was a country.

43. If you’re not wearing boots, you’re overdressed.

44. Texas road trip, y’all.

45. Texas is the place to be.

46. Houston, we have a problem.

47. The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

48. I’ve travelled all over the world, but I don’t think there’s any better place than Texas.

49. I’d rather be a fencepost in Texas than the King of Tennesse.

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50. Living that cowgirl life.

51. Cowgirl boots and Texas roots.

52. Meet me at the Rodeo.

53. Don’t be all hat and no cattle.

54. The land of rodeos and cowboys.

55. Tex-Mex. Rodeo. Sleep. Repeat.

56. Riding off into the sunset.

57. What happens on the ranch, stays on the ranch.

58. Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t at the rodeo.

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59. And those Texas sunsets are some of the best in the world.

60. My favourite thing about Texas is the people.

61. Only Texas could turn defeat into a legend.

62. A bad day in Texas is better than a good day anywhere else.

63. Texas is a state of mind.

64. The stars at night are big and bright.

65. Relationship status: in love with Texas sunsets.

66. Today’s good mood is brought to you by Texas.

67. No matter how far I wander, Texas stays with me.

68. Texas is like a whole other country.

69. Texas Dreaming.

70. Any day in Texas is a good day.

71. Enjoying life one sweet tea at a time.

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72. Dear Texas, you have my heart.

73. Girls just wanna have sun.

74. Once upon a time in Texas…

75. Good times and tan lines.

76. Yeehaws and hellnaws.

77. The best memories are made in Texas.

78. Summer nights and Texas skies.

79. Bless your heart.

80. Just another day in Texas.

81. Texas Girl.

82. Keep calm, and listen to Willie.

83. A little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll.

84. How can you complain in a place like Texas?

85. No need to cry over spilled sweet tea.

86. Dear Texas, I will never get over you.

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87. And on the seventh day, God created Texas.

88. Texas made me do it.

89. If you can’t go to heaven, Texas is the next best thing.

90. Not all those who wander are lost… some of us are just looking for the best tacos.

91. Whatever lassos your lightning.

92. I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.

93. All men are created equal. Except Texans, we were created a little better than everyone else.

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94. Meet me in Texas.

95. If you need me, I’ll be in Texas.

96. There’s no place like Texas.

97. Postcard from Texas.

98. Living life in the Lone Star State.

99. The Dallas sky in Texas.

100. Dallas my love has come along.

101. Deep in the heart of Texas.

102. Wanderlust and desert dust.

103. Lone Star Beers for fears.

104. Meet me at Bucees.

105. Bluebonnets and wide open skies.

106. She’s as free as the bluebonnets in the summer.

107. Blue Bell and bluebonnets.

108. Y’all come back now, ya hear?

109. The Texas weather is perfect for flip-flops and shorts.

110. In Texas it’s always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky.

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111. Tacos and tequila.

112. Tex-Mex is my therapy.

113. Here for the views and the Tex-Mex.

114. Who needs therapy when you have tacos?

115. Chips and queso are my love language.

116. Tex-Mex, sunshine, and BBQ, what more can a girl need?

117. Did somebody say barbecue?

118. Did somebody say margaritas?

119. Austin cream pie.

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120. This state is Texa-llent

121. Leaving Texas soon… howdy pressing.

122. ‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a bluebonnet.

123. Feeling Longhorn-y.

124. Another great Texas vacation. I’ve got deja-brew.

125. Someone call the Dr. Pepper.

126. Life without you is un-beer-able.

127. Party like a Dallas Star.

128. Cry me a whiskey river.

129. We made some pour decisions last night.

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130. Great Tex-Mex-tations.

131. Queso, is it me you’re looking for?

132. You say goodbye, I say queso.

133. Let’s taco bout it.

134. I’ve got chilis, they’re multiplying.

135. Yes we pecan.

136. She’s my Frito pie.

Puns About Cities In Texas

137. Dallas-t thing I want right now is to leave Texas.

138. Another day, another Dallas.

139. El Paso the pecan pie, will ya?

140. El Paso the dutchie on the left-hand side.

141. This place is Fort Worth a visit.

142. It’s definitely Fort Worth spending a few days here.

143. Help, I’m L-Austin Texas.

144. Ready for a San Antoni-bros weekend.

145. Dallas my love has come along.

146. I’ll have an Amarillo sour.

147. Never gonna give Lubbock. Never gonna let you down.

148. Weekend at Boerne’s.

149. And I ran, Aransas far away.

150. Feeling wide a-Waco.

151. Frisco Business.

152. And Bingo was his Plano.

153. Gruene with envy.

Puns About Places In Texas

154. This trip has been great, but it’s time to Alamo home.

155. Alamo-seen it all.

156. I might be sick, but Jacobs Well.

157. Come on the risin’ wind, we’re goin’ up around the Brazos Bend.

158. Big Bend and snap.

159. Big Bend got the bends.

160. Mustang Island, think you better slow your mustang down.

161. All that Schlitterbahns is not gold.

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Texas Rodeo Puns For Instagram

162. Stayed up all night, feeling a little horse.

163. On my high horse.

164. If you wear cowgirl clothes… are you ranch dressing?

165. I’ll never steer you wrong.

166. Herd that Texas was lit, had to see for myself.

167. No ifs, ands, or bucks.

168. Grabbing life by the horns.

169. Moving a little slow today… I guess I need more horsepower.

170. Texas is my mane squeeze.

171. An udder-ly satisfying night at the rodeo.

172. Ready to stirrup trouble

173. Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.

174. Do no harm, take no bull.

175. Don’t stay up pasture bedtime.

176. Texas is incredi-bull.

177. Which kind of dinosaur do you find at the rodeo? A bronco-saurus.

178. To rodeo, or not to rodeo? That is the equestrian.

179. Taking stock of this Texas situation.

180. In need of a bovine intervention.

181. Got roped into a trip to Texas.

182. So you want to visit Dallas? I can a-Ranger that.

183. Rounding up my trip to Texas.

184. No time for beef.

185. Maybe she’s barn with it… maybe it’s neigh-belline.

186. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

187. Watch me whip… watch me neigh neigh.

188. Just can’t rein it in.

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189. Being this hot has never been so cool.

190. Texas looks good on me.

191. Nothing like summer in Texas.

192. Which way to the rodeo?

193. I followed my heart, and it brought me all the way to Texas.

194. The dust settles, but I don’t.

195. This ain’t my first rodeo.

196. No matter where I go, I always end up in Texas.

197. Hold your horses.

198. Cowgirls don’t cry.

199. Made in Texas.

200. How can you complain in a place like Texas?

201. Buckle up, buttercup.

202. In my cowgirl era.

203. Just out here looking for my cowboy.

204. Let it ride.

205. I’d rather be in Texas.

206. My dreams are made of chips and queso.

Famous Quotes About Texas

207. “You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.” – Davy Crockett

208. “Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas.” – Sam Houston

209. “I’ve traveled all over the world, but I don’t think there’s any place better than Texas.” – Red Adair

210. “Texas is neither southern nor western. Texas is Texas.” – Senator William Blakely

211. “The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country. I think you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world.” – Idina Menzel

212. “Texas history is a varied, tempestuous, and vast as the state itself. Texas yesterday is unbelievable, but no more incredible than Texas today. Today’s Texas is exhilarating, exasperating, violent, charming, horrible, delightful, alive.” – Edna Ferber

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213. “There’s a vastness here, and I believe that the people who are born here breathe that vastness into their soul. They dream big dreams and think big thoughts, because there is nothing to hem them in.” – Conrad Hilton

214. “You know the best thing about Texas? It’s the people. You can walk into a room full of strangers and by the time you leave, they’re not strangers anymore.” – Unknown

215. “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. And there’s an opening convey of generalities. A Texan outside of Texas is a foreigner.” – John Steinbeck

216. “There is a special mystique to Texas. Texans represent many things to the uninitiated: We are bigger than life in our boots and Stetsons, rugged individualists whose two-steppin’ has achieved worldwide acclaim, and we were the first to define hospitality.” – Ann Richards

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218. “In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.” – Kelly Clarkson

219. “I like Texas, because there’s no one in control.” – Willie Nelson

220. “Most Americans can cover their home state in less than a week. In Texas, if you concentrate and work at it steadily, you can traverse your territory by about age thirty-seven.” – Rosemary Kent

221. “Texans ignore ‘better,’ and long ago forgot the useless word ‘good.’ Everything in Texas is ‘best.’” – Edward Smith

222. “If a man’s from Texas, he’ll tell you. If he’s not, why embarrass him by asking?” – John Gunther

Short Quotes About Texas

223. “Texas girls are a whole different breed.” – John Cusack

224. “There’s no better place than Texas to start over.” – John Connelly

225. “Texas isn’t just a place on the map. It’s an idea in the hearts of our people.” – George P. Bush

226. “Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision.” – Sam Houston

227. “I must say as to what I have seen of Texas, it is the garden of the world.” – Davy Crockett

228. “Texas is a blend of valor and swagger.” – Carl Sandburg

229. “When I started counting my Texas blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson

Famous Songs About Texas

230. “All my exes live in Texas and Texas is a place I’d dearly love to be.” – George Strait, “All My Ex’s Live In Texas”

231. “No place but Texas would I ever roam. No place but Texas; my home, sweet home.” – Willie Nelson, “No Place But Texas”

232. “All my exes live in Texas like I’m George Strait.” – Drake, “HYFR”

233. “There’s a yellow rose in Texas that I am gonna see. Nobody else could miss her, not half as much as me” – Mitch Miller, “Yellow Rose Of Texas”

234. “The bluest eyes in Texas are haunting me tonight like the stars that fill the midnight sky, her memory fills my mind” – Restless Heart, “The Bluest Eyes In Texas”

235. “That lonesome Texas sun was setting slow and in the rearview mirror, I watched it go” – Restless Heart, “Bluest Eyes In Texas”

236. “She’s as bright as the Dallas sky. She always holds her head up high. She loves the company of her family. She believes in God’s greater plan. She trusts that I’m a good man. That’s why I’ll always believe that she’s like Texas, and she likes me.” – Josh Abbott Band, “She’s Like Texas”

237. “‘Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand. Brought down angels from the Promised Land. He gave them a place where they could dance. If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here’s your chance. I’ve been sent to spread the message ‘God blessed Texas’” – Little Texas, “God Blessed Texas”

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Texas Captions, Quotes & Puns Summary

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