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300 Ultimate Drinking Captions For Instagram & Short Drinking Quotes!

If you are looking for some drinking quotes, captions or puns for your Instagram photos then you’ve come to the right place!

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, a special occasion, hosting a cocktail party at yours, or simply having a night out with the girls or a beer with the boys, you’ll want to take lots of photos to remember the experience!

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You can get some really unique and special photos of drinks and cheers glasses moments with your loved ones. However finding the right captions to go with your drinking pictures for Instagram can be difficult sometimes.

Your impressive drinking photos definitely deserve great captions on your social media, not only to do the experience justice, but to get more engagement on Instagram or Facebook!

This article cuts out the hard work of trying to come up with a caption for your Instagram photo or TikTok video as it gives you all the best Instagram captions, puns and quotes for drinking.

You’ll find 300 great drinking captions here – whether you are after drinking quotes, puns, jokes or inspiring or clever captions for Instagram – they’re all here! Now let’s raise a glass to the best drinking Instagram captions!

Alcohol and drinking can make for good times and lighten the mood, but always remember to drink in moderation and enjoy responsibly!

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DRINKING CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

The Best Drinking Captions For Instagram

 1. First drink, then let’s think about it.

2. No working during drinking hours.

3. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst

4. Drink happy thoughts.

5. Sippin’ and chillin’.

6. Cheers to pour decisions

7. Enjoy a taste of heaven.

8. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.

9. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

10. Bottoms Up!

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Funny Drinking Captions 

11. Let’s drink about it

12. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

13. Save water, drink alcohol

14. Pour quality pic, high quality friends.

15. Sir sips’ a lot.

16. Sip, sip hooray!

17. You can’t sip with us

18. Sip happens

19. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.

20. Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

21. Strong women need strong drinks

22. You are so bottlefull to me

23. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

24. Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

25. And God said, “Let there be vodka!” And He saw that it was good. Then God said, “Let there be light!” And then He said, “Whoa – too much light.” 

 

Short Drinking Captions For Instagram

26. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

27. I have mixed drinks about feelings

28. Alcohol you later

29. I’m in need of liquid therapy.

30. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.

31. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.

32. I drink to make other people more interesting.

33. Friends are therapists you can drink with.

34. That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.

35. Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

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Short Drinking Quotes

36. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)”

37. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W.C. Fields

38. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields

39. “I don’t have a drinking problem exept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits

40. “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King

41. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

42. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

43. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

44. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi

45. “If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” – W.C. Fields

46. “I have mixed drinks about feelings” – Unknown

47. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

Drinking Alcohol Quotes

48. “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.” – Finley Peter Dunne

49. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

50. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

51. “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

52. “Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.”― Jerry Vale

53. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” — G.K. Chesterton

54. “I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.” – Mark Twain

55. “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” – Abraham Lincoln

56. “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry

 

Funny Drinking Quotes

57. “I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” — Ron White

58. “Remember ‘I’ before ‘E’, except in Budweiser.” – Professor Irwin Corey

59. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis

60. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

61. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman

62. “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” – Alex Levin

63. “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” – Jeff Foxworthy

64. “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy

65. “Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean, against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.” – Unknown

66 “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” – Chelsea Handler

 

Drunk Quotes

67. “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” — Seneca

68. “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin

69. “It takes only one drink to get me drunk…..the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

70. “When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. And when we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” – Brian O’Rourke

71. “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker

72. “A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.” – Winston S. Churchill

73. “Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!” — Ernest Hemingway

74. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” ― William Butler Yeats

75. “Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!” – Eleanor Early

 

Drunk Captions

76. I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.

77. A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

78. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop.

79. Trust me You can Dance – Alcohol

80. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

81. Drink triple, see double, act single

82. I make pour decisions!

83. Thank you from the bottom of my glass.

 

Alcohol Captions For Instagram

84. It’s thirsty Thursday.

85. Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Wanna drink about it?

86. Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!

87. I followed my heart & It led me to ALCOHOL.

88. I’ll drink to that!

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Cocktail Captions For Instagram

89. If life gives you limes, make margarita.

90. When life screws you up get yourself a screwdriver.

91. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.

92. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…

93. You are the piña to my colada.

94. A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class.

95. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary.

96. I prefer my cocktails old fashioned.

97. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned.

98. Call me old-fashioned.

99. I prefer my espresso in a martini.

100. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine.

101. If you visit new York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight.

102. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.

103. A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?

104. I love my coworkers from my head to mojitos.

105. Olive a good martini with my work besties.

106. Democratic party, the Republican party, Cocktail party

107. It’s a cocktail o’clock.

108. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.

109. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it.

110. In a relationship with a cocktail.

111. Girls just wanna have cocktails

112. Cocktails are always a good idea.

113. Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy.

114. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.

115. Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

116. Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.

117. When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail.

118. I always make time for cocktails.

119. There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.

120. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

121. Great love affairs start with a cocktail

122. Time flies when you are having a cocktail.

123. She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.

124. Cocktails always gets high on girls.

125. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.

126. Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail.

127. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.

128. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let you down.

 

 

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More Cocktail Captions For Instagram

129. Bring me the best cocktail in the town.

130. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor.

131. Drink cocktails as much as you can.

132. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.

133. You don’t need a recipe for your cocktail, just blend every spirit out there and the best cocktail is already ready.

134. Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES

135. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.

136. There’s always time for cocktails.

137. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings.

138. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

139. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails.

140. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.

141. Cocktail thoughts.

142. The more I think about you the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.

143. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.

144. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.

145. I need different types of the cocktail.

146. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktail over there.

147. I need therapy, cocktail therapy.

148. You want to hear the tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail.

149. Save water, drink cocktails.

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Champagne Captions For Instagram

150. A party without champagne is just a meeting.

151. “Champagne kisses.”

152. One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derrière.

153. Gluten free, dairy free, fat free, I love this champagne diet.

154. Don’t tell me you miss me… tell me you’re outside with champagne.

155. Champagne is always the answer.

156. It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!

157. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne.

158. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.

159. Champagne should be cold, dry and hopefully, free.

160. Eat, Sleep, Champagne, Repeat.

161. Oh no! I bought champagne instead of milk… again.

162. Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

163. Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had a beer and hot dogs.

164. It’s a bubbly kind of night.

165. No champagne, no gain.

166. But first, champagne.

167. Life’s too short to drink cheap champagne.

168. My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne.

169. Champagne is like duct tape, It fixes everything.

 

More Champagne Captions For Instagram

170. Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions.

171. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

172. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

173. Anything feels possible after I sip a glass of champagne.

174. Throw confetti, pop champagne, and toast to a new day.

175. Champagne is one of the elegant extras in life.

176. Make it pop like this champagne in my glass.

177. What rhymes with Friday? Champagne.

178. My birthstone is a champagne cork.

179. I’ll drink your champagne. I’ll drink every drop of it, I don’t care if it kills me.

180. Too much of anything is bad. But too much of champagne is just right.

181. Embarking on my champagne campaign.

182. There is nothing more beautiful than a sunset, viewed over a glass of chilled Champagne.

183. Drowning my pain in champagne.

184. A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.

185. Running out of champagne is my cardio.

186. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for Champagne!

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Champagne Quotes by Famous People

187. “I only drink champagne on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not.” – Coco Chanel

188. “Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.” – Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

189. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” — Bette Davis

190. “Too much of anything is bad. But too much of champagne is just right.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

191. “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” – Noel Coward

192. “Come quickly my friends, I am tasting the stars.” — John Green

 

Wine Captions For Instagram

193. Yes, way rosé

194. Rosé all day

195. Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock.

196. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.

197. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.

198. BRB: on cloud wine

199. Wine + Dinner = Winner

200. Save water, drink wine.

201. Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.

202. Friday called. They’re on their way and they’re bringing wine.

203. Take time to stop and smell the rose.

204. Uncork and unwind

205. Always at the right place with the white wine.

206. We know just how to wine down after a long week.

207. All you need is love and wine

208. If you can’t be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with.

209. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass, and I’ll be just fine.

210. A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.

211. In dog wines, I only had one.

212. Taking a weekend away to un-wine.

213. You had me at merlot.

214. Hardest decision today: glass or bottle

215. Not wine-ing about this situation.

216. It’s time to wine down.

217. You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine day.

218. When there’s a wine, there’s a way.

219. Friends don’t let friends drink cheap wine.

220. On Wednesdays we drink pink

221. In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

 

Wine Puns Captions

222. Wine not?

223. Wine flies when you’re having fun

224. Stop and smell the rosé.

225. Hakuta Moscato

226. Everything happens for a Riesling

227. Friends don’t let friends wine alone

228. I love my partner-in-wine

229. I’m a wino-saur

230. Que syrah, syrah!

 

Beer Captions For instagram

231. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.

232. He was a wise man who invented beer.

233. Kids drink beer. Real men go for pitchers.

234. Beers too many more cheers.

235. To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.

236. Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer.

237. Cheers to many more years (and many more beers).

238. B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat

239. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

240. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

241. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.

242. How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

243. Beer Lime & Sunshine.

244. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson

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Beer Puns Captions

245. Well, look what we have beer

246. Don’t worry, beer happy

247. Wish you were beer.

248. Beer makes me hoppy

249. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

250. You are un-beer-leavible

251. Brew-nicorn.

252. Life is brew-tiful

253. Hop-posites Attract

254. I gotta take a pilsner

255. Of Coors, I love you.

256. It burns when IPA

257. You are me best bud(light)

258. Pitcher perfect.

259. Hop-tical illusion

260. Let’s get hop-py

261. Who Let the Dogs Stout

262. Stout, Stout, let it all out!

 

Liquor Captions & Puns 

263. Let the evening be gin

264. After work, we hit the gin.

265. Gin and bear it

266. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

267. Hanging with you is gin-credible.

268. Duck, duck, Grey Goose

269. 50 Shades of Grey Goose.

270. Hit me with your best shot.

271. Time flies when you’re having rum.

272. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.

273. If life gives you lemons, add VODKA!

274. Hakuna ma’ vodka

275. Whiskey me away

276. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.

277. When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!

278. One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila. Floor!

279. Confused about your feelings? Have a blend shot to clear it out.

280. I must sincerely flask you a question

 

Happy Hour Captions & Puns For Instagram

281. Choose happy…hour.

282. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.

283. Long Live Happy Hour!

284. Good vibes happen at happy hour.

285. Happy hour vibes.

286. Happy hour views.

287. Happy hour o’clock.

288. Sip happens at happy hour.

289. Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.

290. Only count the happy hours.

291. Peace, love, and happy hour.

292. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.

293. Happy hour is the best hour

294. Be happy for this moment.

295. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.

296. Let’s make this a recurring meeting.

297. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour.

298. Happiest among all the hours.

299. Happy hour is necessary on days when meetings could have been emails.

300. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them.

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Drinking Captions & Quotes For Instagram Summary

I hope you got lots of ideas and inspiration for these Instagram captions, puns, jokes and quotes about drinking and were able to find the perfect one to go with your photos!

Do you know any more drinking captions that I haven’t included? If so, let me know in the comment below as I love to hear from you!

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